baby zelo having strawberry jam for his american breakfast

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hip-hop-lifestyle:

THERE IS A GOD

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I am your knight, after all.

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(Source: collegehumor)

  • job interviewer: so do you have any special skills?
  • me: well sir I don't mean to brag but I'm one of the select few people who can tell hikaru and kaoru apart

satanslittlewh0re:

beyondterrestrial:

praedat0r:

feministcaptainmorgan:

projectunbreakable:

nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures

more info about project unbreakable here

original tumblr here

previously: nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by their friends/family

These photos make me cringe.

These photo’s make me upset and angry. 

I am filled with such a violent rage. This is why I believe vigilantes need to exist. Because rape culture causes justice to rarely be served. 

this is so wrong and makes me so fucking angry UGH

This makes me want to scream at every person in the world: “Stop victim blaming, assholes.”

tastefullyoffensive:

The cat I bought online just arrived. [x]

Let’s give this a try

someone-else-entirely:

I am doing the thing where I desperately search for more people to follow. Because I’m bored.

So, please reblog if you post one or more of the following:

  • Homestuck
  • Knitting/crocheting patterns
  • Supernatural
  • Karkat fanart
  • Sherlock
  • Doctor Who
  • Homestuck
  • Welcome to Night Vale
  • Homestuck ships (esp. Karezi, Jadekat, Erifef, Gamtav)
  • Funny text posts
  • Portal
  • Cool music
  • Homestuck
  • Death Note
  • HOMESTUCK

And I will give your blog a look and probably follow you!

for-never-and-ever:

virska:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

You put the thing with the deadly sting in your mouth but don’t give it the power to kill you.

A metaphor

all you fucktards are gonna get yourselves killed over a damn book reference

swarnpert:

world war 1 was hella bad

janecrocker:

janecrocker:

i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”

image

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Anonymous sent:
AU where Marco and Jean constantly have super cute sleepovers and Marco always does Jean's hair up real cute and Jean steals his sister's makeup and smooshes it on Marco's face. Then they make out for hours and order pizza.

gimmes:

oh my gooooosh that’s so cute and funny